Post by bandits4life on Jun 3, 2011 17:31:34 GMT
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Texters: Drac & Squall
Updater: Bandits4life
Redcar = 48
1. Jason Lyons 3, 3, 3, 2, 2 = 13
2. Lubos Tomicek 0, 0, 2, 0 = 2
3. Matej Kus 3, 2*, 3, 3, 1* = 12+2
4. Gary Havelock 2*, 3, 1, 2 = 8+1
5. Aaron Summers 3, 1, X, 1* 5+1
6. Robert Branford 1, 0, 2, 0 = 3
7. Peter Juul Larsen 3, 1, 1*, 0 = 5+1
Sheffield = 43
1. Josef Franc (G) 1*, 1, 3, 3, 0 = 8+1
2. Hugh Skidmore 2, 0, 3, 2, X = 7
3. Shane Parker 1, 2*, 1*, 2, 3, 3 = 12+2
4. Emiliano Sanchez R/R (SL 0) (SL 3) (HS 2) (SP 3)
5. Ricky Ashworth 2, 4^, 2, 0 = 8
6. Simon Lambert 2, 0, 3, 0, 1*, 1 = 7+1
7. Ashley Birks 0, 0, 1*, 0 = 1+1
Tigers win the toss and take 1 and 3
Heat Results
Heat 01:Lyons, Skidmore, Franc, Tomicek; 3-3
Line Up: []Lyons, Tomicek,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Lyons swept round Tigers pair bend 2 lap 1. Squall is now on his 3rd beer and feels a bit weird, thats right as it's not *expletive* yorkshire dishwater up here. Squall has also been threatened by a 15 year old and he *expletive* it.
Squall: Gate and go
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Heat 02:Larsen, Lambert, Branford, Birks ; 4-2; 7-5
Line Up: Branford, Larsen,Lambert , Birks
Comments: Drac: Lambert passed Branford bend 2 lap 3. Branford didn't look comfortable. Squall has now has the bint infront of him from last night.
Squall: Rambo *expletive* stormed past branford bend 3 lap 2.
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Heat 03:Kus, Havelock, Parker, Lambert; 5-1; 12-6
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Parker , R/R - Lambert
Comments: Drac:Team 5-1 out the traps and gone. Parking chasing Havelock all the way. Squall just had a text from his dad saying he thought he had quit drinking, oooopss, Squall's still a *expletive* anyway.
Squall: *expletive* yawn
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Heat 04:Summers, Ashworth, Larsen, Birks; 4-2; 16-8
Line Up: Summers, Larsen,Ashworth , Birks
Comments: Drac:Summers blasted past the rovers return owner on backstraight lap 1. Fans at track are saying that last nights updates were legendary and if the *expletive* don't like them, dont read them (updaters note: Well said and constructive !)
Squall: A man walks into a library and asks for book on suicide. The librarian says '*expletive* off, you won't bring it back!'
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Heat 05: Havelock, Kus, Franc, Skidmore; 5-1; 21-9
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac:Easy 5-1. Sheffield lot are quiet. Squall is crying into his carling and thinking of gay jokes to send. *expletive* sad *expletive*
Squall:This track couldn't pass wind!
Sponsored by Splod
Heat 06:Lyons, ASHWORTH, Birks, Tomicek; 3-5; 24-14
Line Up: Lyons, Tomicek,ASHWORTH ,Lambert Birks
Comments: Drac: Ashworth TR, Birks in for Lambert.
Birks jumped gate. All 4 back.
Re run: From gate. Lyons well ahead and lucos looking for his biggest fan to sign a autograph . Squall is now questioning everything.
Squall: The grass on the backstraight grew by 2mm during laps 2 and 3.
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Heat 07:Lambert, Parker, Summers, Branford; 1-5; 25-19
Line Up: Summers, Branford,Parker , R/R Lamber
Comments: Drac: Lambert R/R. Great team riding from Tigers pair. Drac says Squall is useless again
Squall:
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Heat 08:Skidmore, Tomicek, Larsen, Lambert; 3-3; 28-22
Line Up: Tomicek, Larsen,Skidmore ,Birks Lambert
Comments: Drac: Skidmore passed lucos bend 3 lap 1 and larsen past lambert and some point. Collection for Roynon now, Squall put in 7p *expletive* *expletive*
Squall: Skiddy is a legend!
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Heat 09:Kus, Ashworth, Havelock, Birks; 4-2; 32-24
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Ashworth ,Lambert Birks
Comments: Drac: Birks in for Lambert. Race stopped, Birks down, Ashworth caused it. All 4 back.
Re run: Brilliant passing and re passing by Kus and Ashworth. Squall's bursting for a *expletive* cos hes a *expletive*.
Squall: *expletive* me. Creamed my pants over lap 1 and missed the rest of the race.
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Interval is being taken now
Squall has just informed me that Drac's so shy of his tiny **** that he dived into a cubical to hide it... (updates comment; Case of possibly entering embarrasing bodies here? )
Heat 10:Lyons, Skidmore, Parker, Tomicek; 3-3; 35-27
Line Up: Lyons, Tomicek,Ashworth , R/R - Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Lyons well ahead. Squall says he wants to... (erm, we'll just leave it there for that bit ), although the 50/50 girl does have her tweezers out to measure Squall's manhood
Squall: Lucos! Lucos! Lucos!
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Heat 11:Franc, Branford, Summers (F/EX), Skidmore (F/EX) 2-3; 37-30
Line Up: Summers, Branford,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Both Summers and Skidmore down bend 2, Skidmore 1st then Summers, both riders excluded , ref needs shooting. Both Sheffield and Redcar fans agree hes an idiot. Idiotic decision.
Re run:Franc past Branford bend 3 lap 1. Both sets of supporters are a calling the ref a useless *expletive*
Squall: The ref is a *expletive*
Re run: *expletive* *expletive* *expletive*
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Heat 12:Kus, Parker, Lambert, Larsen; 3-3; 40-33
Line Up: Kus, Larsen,Parker , Lambert
Comments: Drac: Kus passed Parker after hunting him down bend 4 lap 2. Parker all over him the rest of the race. Larsen all over Lambert last 2 laps. Drac states Squall is gay.
Squall: Great race early on between Kus and Parker!
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Heat 13:Franc, Lyons, Summers, Ashworth; 3-3; 43-36
Line Up: Lyons, Summers,Franc , Ashworth
Comments: Drac: Was away to the toilet for that one lol
Squall: From gate
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Heat 14:Parker, Havelock, Lambert, Branford; 2-4; 45-40
Line Up: Havelock, Branford,R/R - Parker ,Birks Lambert
Comments: Drac: Parker is R/R, lambert in for Birks
Parker well away. Havvy blasted past lambert bend 4 lap 2. Squall still boozing. Apparently after last night Vog is pregnant with twins and he ain't sure who the dad is, guess the guys who are bigger than the updates are well in contention (texters words)
Squall: The former world champion used his 74 years of experience to pass Lambert. Nice one.
Sponsored by Splod [/b]
Heat 15:Parker, Lyons, Kus, Franc; 3-3; 48-43
Line-up: Kus, Lyons,Franc , Parker
Comments: Drac: From gate, Sheffield fans saying STMP is better than Shielfield (lies ). Deserved point for Sheffield. Squall is on about a DNA test now.
Squall: Woo! A *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* point
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Comments:
Teams confirmed.
Drac and Squall are now trackside
Weather is very hot
Loads of water has been dumped on the track.
Ref is Stuart Wilson
Thanks to Drac and Squall for the texts and thanks to everyone for joining, Goodnight
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Texters: Drac & Squall
Updater: Bandits4life
Redcar = 48
1. Jason Lyons 3, 3, 3, 2, 2 = 13
2. Lubos Tomicek 0, 0, 2, 0 = 2
3. Matej Kus 3, 2*, 3, 3, 1* = 12+2
4. Gary Havelock 2*, 3, 1, 2 = 8+1
5. Aaron Summers 3, 1, X, 1* 5+1
6. Robert Branford 1, 0, 2, 0 = 3
7. Peter Juul Larsen 3, 1, 1*, 0 = 5+1
Sheffield = 43
1. Josef Franc (G) 1*, 1, 3, 3, 0 = 8+1
2. Hugh Skidmore 2, 0, 3, 2, X = 7
3. Shane Parker 1, 2*, 1*, 2, 3, 3 = 12+2
4. Emiliano Sanchez R/R (SL 0) (SL 3) (HS 2) (SP 3)
5. Ricky Ashworth 2, 4^, 2, 0 = 8
6. Simon Lambert 2, 0, 3, 0, 1*, 1 = 7+1
7. Ashley Birks 0, 0, 1*, 0 = 1+1
Tigers win the toss and take 1 and 3
Heat Results
Heat 01:Lyons, Skidmore, Franc, Tomicek; 3-3
Line Up: []Lyons, Tomicek,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Lyons swept round Tigers pair bend 2 lap 1. Squall is now on his 3rd beer and feels a bit weird, thats right as it's not *expletive* yorkshire dishwater up here. Squall has also been threatened by a 15 year old and he *expletive* it.
Squall: Gate and go
Sponsored by www.enjaydesigns.co.uk
Heat 02:Larsen, Lambert, Branford, Birks ; 4-2; 7-5
Line Up: Branford, Larsen,Lambert , Birks
Comments: Drac: Lambert passed Branford bend 2 lap 3. Branford didn't look comfortable. Squall has now has the bint infront of him from last night.
Squall: Rambo *expletive* stormed past branford bend 3 lap 2.
Sponsored by Steve Dixon www.stevedixonphotography.co.uk [/b]
Heat 03:Kus, Havelock, Parker, Lambert; 5-1; 12-6
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Parker , R/R - Lambert
Comments: Drac:Team 5-1 out the traps and gone. Parking chasing Havelock all the way. Squall just had a text from his dad saying he thought he had quit drinking, oooopss, Squall's still a *expletive* anyway.
Squall: *expletive* yawn
Sponsored by: www.speedway-games.co.uk [/b]
Heat 04:Summers, Ashworth, Larsen, Birks; 4-2; 16-8
Line Up: Summers, Larsen,Ashworth , Birks
Comments: Drac:Summers blasted past the rovers return owner on backstraight lap 1. Fans at track are saying that last nights updates were legendary and if the *expletive* don't like them, dont read them (updaters note: Well said and constructive !)
Squall: A man walks into a library and asks for book on suicide. The librarian says '*expletive* off, you won't bring it back!'
Sponsored by Friends of Edinburgh Speedway www.foes.info/
Heat 05: Havelock, Kus, Franc, Skidmore; 5-1; 21-9
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac:Easy 5-1. Sheffield lot are quiet. Squall is crying into his carling and thinking of gay jokes to send. *expletive* sad *expletive*
Squall:This track couldn't pass wind!
Sponsored by Splod
Heat 06:Lyons, ASHWORTH, Birks, Tomicek; 3-5; 24-14
Line Up: Lyons, Tomicek,ASHWORTH ,
Comments: Drac: Ashworth TR, Birks in for Lambert.
Birks jumped gate. All 4 back.
Re run: From gate. Lyons well ahead and lucos looking for his biggest fan to sign a autograph . Squall is now questioning everything.
Squall: The grass on the backstraight grew by 2mm during laps 2 and 3.
Sponsored by
Heat 07:Lambert, Parker, Summers, Branford; 1-5; 25-19
Line Up: Summers, Branford,Parker , R/R Lamber
Comments: Drac: Lambert R/R. Great team riding from Tigers pair. Drac says Squall is useless again
Squall:
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Heat 08:Skidmore, Tomicek, Larsen, Lambert; 3-3; 28-22
Line Up: Tomicek, Larsen,Skidmore ,
Comments: Drac: Skidmore passed lucos bend 3 lap 1 and larsen past lambert and some point. Collection for Roynon now, Squall put in 7p *expletive* *expletive*
Squall: Skiddy is a legend!
Sponsored by
Heat 09:Kus, Ashworth, Havelock, Birks; 4-2; 32-24
Line Up: Kus, Havelock,Ashworth ,
Comments: Drac: Birks in for Lambert. Race stopped, Birks down, Ashworth caused it. All 4 back.
Re run: Brilliant passing and re passing by Kus and Ashworth. Squall's bursting for a *expletive* cos hes a *expletive*.
Squall: *expletive* me. Creamed my pants over lap 1 and missed the rest of the race.
Sponsored by inthedirt clothing - inthedirt.co.uk - facebook.com/inthedirt
Interval is being taken now
Squall has just informed me that Drac's so shy of his tiny **** that he dived into a cubical to hide it... (updates comment; Case of possibly entering embarrasing bodies here? )
Heat 10:Lyons, Skidmore, Parker, Tomicek; 3-3; 35-27
Line Up: Lyons, Tomicek,Ashworth , R/R - Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Lyons well ahead. Squall says he wants to... (erm, we'll just leave it there for that bit ), although the 50/50 girl does have her tweezers out to measure Squall's manhood
Squall: Lucos! Lucos! Lucos!
Sponsored by
Heat 11:Franc, Branford, Summers (F/EX), Skidmore (F/EX) 2-3; 37-30
Line Up: Summers, Branford,Franc , Skidmore
Comments: Drac: Both Summers and Skidmore down bend 2, Skidmore 1st then Summers, both riders excluded , ref needs shooting. Both Sheffield and Redcar fans agree hes an idiot. Idiotic decision.
Re run:Franc past Branford bend 3 lap 1. Both sets of supporters are a calling the ref a useless *expletive*
Squall: The ref is a *expletive*
Re run: *expletive* *expletive* *expletive*
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Heat 12:Kus, Parker, Lambert, Larsen; 3-3; 40-33
Line Up: Kus, Larsen,Parker , Lambert
Comments: Drac: Kus passed Parker after hunting him down bend 4 lap 2. Parker all over him the rest of the race. Larsen all over Lambert last 2 laps. Drac states Squall is gay.
Squall: Great race early on between Kus and Parker!
Sponsored by
Heat 13:Franc, Lyons, Summers, Ashworth; 3-3; 43-36
Line Up: Lyons, Summers,Franc , Ashworth
Comments: Drac: Was away to the toilet for that one lol
Squall: From gate
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Heat 14:Parker, Havelock, Lambert, Branford; 2-4; 45-40
Line Up: Havelock, Branford,R/R - Parker ,
Comments: Drac: Parker is R/R, lambert in for Birks
Parker well away. Havvy blasted past lambert bend 4 lap 2. Squall still boozing. Apparently after last night Vog is pregnant with twins and he ain't sure who the dad is, guess the guys who are bigger than the updates are well in contention (texters words)
Squall: The former world champion used his 74 years of experience to pass Lambert. Nice one.
Sponsored by Splod [/b]
Heat 15:Parker, Lyons, Kus, Franc; 3-3; 48-43
Line-up: Kus, Lyons,Franc , Parker
Comments: Drac: From gate, Sheffield fans saying STMP is better than Shielfield (lies ). Deserved point for Sheffield. Squall is on about a DNA test now.
Squall: Woo! A *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* *expletive* point
Sponsored by www.unofficialscorpion.co.uk - The History of Scunthorpe Speedway
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*************************
Comments:
Teams confirmed.
Drac and Squall are now trackside
Weather is very hot
Loads of water has been dumped on the track.
Ref is Stuart Wilson
Thanks to Drac and Squall for the texts and thanks to everyone for joining, Goodnight
© 2005-2011 All meetings are copyrighted to Speedway Updates, permission must be sought and we must be fully credited before they are used elsewhere.[/size]